Upon first contact with My Blog Is An Awesome Blog, many report symptoms of confusion, unprovoked weeping, and spiritual/sexual awakening. This is normal and, in most readers, encouraged. Unless you are ugly, which we will cover in due time, you hideous nightmare creature.
This blog’s chief concern will be to identify and categorize instances of Awesome. Most of the time this will be decided after a death match, which science has found is the only way to handle this shit.
The term “Awesome” will be defined soley by the author and whoever manages to influence him while he’s drunk.
And finally,
- America
- Meatloaf (the singer)
- Wolf paintings
will be brutally, savagely defended. I warned your punk asses.
-Steve
My Blog Is An Awesome Blog is the more articulated version of what goes on in this man’s head at all times and which few of us are lucky to catch snippets of everyday.